LAST NIGHT THE DJ SAVED MY LIFE

They are wet either way, if its not raining, there is profuse perspiration. However, there is security. Entire neighborhoods caged in with yapping pets to keep you away, none truly scary. I scored insider information about the matè mystery- now I`m a lover because here the greeting is 2 kisses. Guys too, it`s never a big deal unless others in the community consider them a transvestite. From a young age you are conditioned into staying up late, making afternoon lounging and siestas pretty much mandatory. When theres no AC, the outside shade will do just fine, just position the TV near the window facing the tree. Poles aren`t needed for fishing. My fill of driving after only 3 intersections light and signless. 2 motos can fit 8 people comfortably, bicycles 4-6. Dogs and pedestrians have about the same amount of purpose walking the streets; aimless wandering, basking in the shade, taking time to smell the other sex for compatibility, looking for stuff/food. Eating ants is not a big deal or even uncommon- live, microwaved or frozen. Although the maids are paid to clean, their main objective is to hide the visitors belongings, not cope with the ant problem. Paraguay is screaming my name.