30.6.05

ven conmigo papi!

ttttsssssssst.... tttsssssssssssssstttt... ahh.. mi amor.... princesa... niña...guapa..bonita.. aye mami!!!!
They certainly are not shy when it comes to calling out on the street, that`s for sure. There isn´t a day that goes by that a woman walking in Venezuela won´t hear these words.
Do I hate it? On the contrary. It`s flattering and any girl who says it´s not, is lying. Once in a while it´s quite disgusting and they come up with some pretty strange things... "que es el numero de tu ginocologista, deseo para chupar su dedo" ok, who is going to turn her head after that? I don´t know kind of logic this is, but they must have some latinas who respond.
In any case, I love latinos and their crazy, almost obnoxious staring, constant attention and affection.
keep it coming boys. Although I`m not going to stop and chat, I thoroughly love your style- I probably won`t even turn around, but you may get a smile if you are suave- keep it coming

27.6.05

in the palm of a powerball winner

When the blue beast rolled up at 4am Friday morning and I was the last to get in to a car full of guys, 2 things were presented to me: everything was community, and odds were definately in my favor. By 430 we had a full cooler and our extremely careful chaufer for the weekend was taking us slowly out of the city. We hit a town on the coast early in the morning and I wandered onto a side street that got me to the water. I guess I should've told someone of where I was going, but it didn´t seem relevant at the time. I got in the water immediately, failing to pick a reference point of where I put my clothes...or glasses. The guys meanwhile were on a search and rescue mission for me. Eventually we found each other and they weren't too upset. We found another beach where we all went swimming and just chilled for a while before taking on the last leg of our journey to actually get to the destination town. At this point I was feeling much like I was in a sitcom. 5 guys and angie at the beach- the ones who weren't applying my protective lotion covering were giving me massages, gifts, and making sure I had what I wanted to drink and eat. We made it to Tucacas just in time to fill our cooler for the party that evening, get a boat to our island to set up camp, and boat back to the city for the party. Once on sombrero island we didn´t feel like another 45 minute boat trip back just to attend a party- only there was one big problem- we left our cooler there with all of our beer, food, water and beer!!!! Slept under the beach's sky only to wake up and still not have anything to drink. The guys were on their way by 8am to get the cooler and some water for me- hoping to be back in a couple of hours. I would stay behind to hold down the fort, and of course get myself some sun! I was one of 4 people on the beach at 8am, it was marvelous. Consistently it became a more and more crowded antfarm. At 1230 I was feeling a bit wooozy for lack of food, and excess of sun, but I kept it under wraps, the guys would return any minute! Finally I see movement at the tent. I could barely fight my way through the streams of people... there was only 1 of 5 guys that had left. He didn´t have the water, ... or food, ... or ANYTHING!!!! wtf? They decided the boat traffic was just too much and that sending only one man back to get me and everything else was the answer. The remainder of my men were passing their day away at a hotdog stand near the water. When I was reunited with them we spent even more time there, for the company was pleasant. We managed to get to a party that night. Even though it was lame, it was a party. We left for home sometime in the ridiculous early morning to arrive back in Caracas by 10am. We avoided traffic every step of the way. Same beach as last weekend- but oh so different. It´s not where you are, it's who your with- couldn't be more true.

This is the only female contact I accepted this weekend. We chilled and she showed me her neighborhood, friends and family while I the guys were busy amusing themselves. She'll be 8 in July- her name is Angela. I was in the sun for 6 hours that day, can you tell?
since most of us had been there the entire day, the hot dogs were free- as was their bathroom and shower. We saw people come and go- but we remainded until the end of the day. Upon leaving I heard another great line by a fellow cast member "that blue shit in your eyes... it really works" -thank you friend, you are indeed rico y suave.
The crew for the weekend in the shade of the hotdog stand, all stars in the sitcom. From left to right, front to back: Barosh, Barishnikopf- the Venezuelan with a Russian name; Chino Dan; Millionaire Mario; me as the token girl; Julien, Juanni- the multi purpose cab driver; and Drew- the swedish blonde gringo

Sleeping wasn´t the first thing on anyone's mind, but sometimes it just happened. I believe I took this during the lame party, just before I took my turn in the car.

21.6.05

Venezuelans LOOOVE air conditioning

I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!!!!
I blame every ounce of my not feeling well to the stupid overly powerful air conditioning in this country. It´s in every office building (where I teach 3x a day), it`s in the cars, it´s in the metros (probably a good idea), it´s in the posadas, it´s everywhere inside, luckily not in my flat.
I felt my sore throat coming on in the middle of Friday night sleeping under the air conditioner in our posada near Morrocoy. Now it has progressed to a full-fledged head cold and aching body. I hate it.
It is 90 degrees outside and to make up for it, they put Minnesota´s winter temperatures inside everywhere they can. They just love their air conditioning, and have no clue why they get sick so often. It rains nearly everyday- so I´ll go from hot, wet and happy to freezing cold and miserable just by entering any door. It seriously is like a 40 degree difference. It can´t be healthy to subject yourself to the drastic temperature drop day after day, time after time... yesterday I slept for 14 hours straight to try and rid myself of this crap before this coming weekend at another beach. Because the beach makes me feel O SO GOOD!!!!!

20.6.05

2 weekends, 2 beaches

Last weekend I visited Choroni, a live wire in the middle of the mountains and the sea. A challenge to get to, when winding across the mountains and when the mountain people protesting their old ambulance and making a blockade in the road. Just before nightfall the drums began and people danced in the square overlooking the shores´ crashing waves. We were able to get a swim in and see the sunset on Saturday night and get ample rest before hitting the beach hard on Sunday. Then the beer started screaming our names. It wasn´t even 9am. I held out until 9:50am and then cracked the first polar ice. Was the 12 hours to and from Choroni (a 4 hour trip) worth the 6 hours in the sun? Absolutely.
This past weekend was spent at Morrocoy, a national park that didn´t take nearly as long to get to. A cool 4 hours each way... and we were able to enjoy 2 days in the sun! Saturday the beach was "closed" until 2 friendly locals found us and were ever so accomodating... taking us beyond the entrance, onto a boat and to Sombrero island. It was my first time eating raw oysters, coco milk (from the green coco), and pickled seafood medoly in a jar. grrreat! Upon leaving the beach on day 2 I found a friendly local waving to me from ashore. He looked quite friendly and I`m sure I knew him from a dream. I introduced myself and accepted his cool gift of rum before hesitantly departing the beautiful beaches and friends of Morrocoy.
Next weekend, another beach- it´s a holiday

10.6.05

come to Caracas and collect the following:

a cell phone, Spanish lessons, insight on the ins and outs of city, high quality maps, choice beverages, help moving in to an apt (that is found especially for you), & a salary? Come for 8 months and it’s yours! Coach working professionals to develop their fluency- See all parts of the city and Meet super fun people that have excellent English already- you just help them perfect it. It’s cool- even if you come for a shorter time, like me :) they’re comfortable people.
http://www.coachenglish.com/

black & white, red & blue are things that look good on you

My body has been through quite a lot in the past week. It all began with the mountain’s assault. I walked like gumby on stairs until just yesterday. Mid week I thought I was going to have to have a wisdom tooth pulled- it rocked my whole head. More recently my scars are healing quite nicely and my stinger slivers are coming out with each shower. I am enjoying my bed in short spurts, after 2 weeks of sleeping directly on the stone cold (what?) floor. The mattress guarantees a progressively crippling backache each waking day.

On a different note… here is my picture slideshow from the week.

one last challenge


rock climb, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

this was looking down to my right to see the falls that was beside me. See the guy at the bottom? It was pretty much straight down, but easier than I thought it would be to get to the bottom. I happily sat in the waterfall once below.

house cleaning


sweeping dirt, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

she´s just chillin´... sweeping her dirt in the park

birthday week


birthday week, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

these two were the birthday duo this week. here´s last night celebrating Cesar´s birthday.

busy street vendors


busy street vendors, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

these guys LOVE traffic jams

direct sunlight


direct sunlight, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

9.6.05

beach anyone?

This weekend I will go to the beach, this morning I decided. I heard of a few of really nice beaches within just a couple of hours of Caracas. I am sick and tired of being as ghostly as I am. I need beach. Need beach now.
Teaching, rather coaching English, has been going well. I have a total of 4 clients and will add 3 more tomorrow.. at 7 in the morning!!! It's about an 1 1/2 hours travel time to get there and we will celebrate Cesar´s birthday tonite, .... so... we´ll see what time I can start moving. 7am- WHY? Why would you want to have English class at 7am!!!! It´s all worth it. I am getting to meet some really cool people and I get a ton done in my day when I start it at the butt crack of dawn.
Favorite foods this week: arrepas (always), my very own fresh blended piña juice, and canned ham- the consistency of catfood, but incredibly tasty.

8.6.05

nothing is certain, that´s for sure

I have seen and heard a lot of the Venezuelan tendencies to keeping arrangements. Quite frankly, people seem to baile out a lot. I may add that they always have an excellent reason for doing so. Their arguments are reasonable enough for the most part, but it seems more redonedant here for some reason. “I can’t hang out until later, I have to take my mom to run errands.” “I didn’t have credit on my phone and couldn’t contact you.” "I don´t feel good." “I don’t have any money.” “The boiler in my flat broke, I can’t go hiking to the mountain this morning.”
This got me thinking about how I want to do all of these things while I’m here, I shouldn’t rely on anyone but myself to go to those places and see all that I want to see. So I went to the parks, and museums, I walked around the city. But now it was time to hike el avila and I had eaten 4 or 5 cloves of garlic just in preparation. El Avila is a national park that borders Caracas and I’m told from at a certain point at the top you can see the ocean on one side and the city on the other. Our departure time of 8am from our apartments was delayed by my pondering if I should go or not with the news of the most recent bailer.… now my new departure time was 830am. After catching a bus to Baruta and then to Chacaito, a metro ride to Altamira and another bus to the entrance of el avila, I started the climb a little before 10am. The trails that I chose didn’t have a huge amount of people on them, especially after I passed the waterfall that everyone was playing in. I hiked up short cuts that met up with the same trails again. Climbing higher, I was getting a magnificent view of the city and by 11am I had taken a picture of a helicopter that was below me. I was level with the clouds. The large trail ended and a smaller one began that brought me to an even loftier point. I had to get the view!!!! But I was sidetracked by water. I heard the falls and couldn’t wait to see it and get wet after an hour of climbing! I think the trail ended when I got to the big water pipe. It helped me make my way along side the mountain and closer to the falls. I saw 2 guys at this point, one of which told me to be careful going a certain way(I think). I went ahead and checked out my surroundings. I had a huge waterfall just over this huge rock formation, if I could just get to it. I checked out this way the other. One was over the top of the falls, I didn’t want to get swept away, so I looked for alternate routes. There was a climbers rope attached to the unreasonably smooth and steep rock. At the end of the rope there was nothing to hang onto so I had to slide to the crevice between the 2 monster rocks. Here, I was able to slowly edge my way down to a flat surface. But I knew for sure that I couldn’t ever make it up that way again. I went across the falls loving every minute of it. Now on the opposite side of the water, I climbed as high as I could and it started to get really nasty, I couldn’t help but wonder where the trail was. I was suddenly clinging onto tree roots and rope vines. Many of which were the wrong ones to touch. I climbed and climbed to find myself in just more precarious positions. I was now crawling through the soggy ground, trying to fight my way through entirely sturdy vines and dewy cobwebs, releasing moths each time. I was vertical again, adhering to the dirt, a rock, and small tree below; reaching for the next truly sturdy root (some are dead and fall apart when you grab them) or small tree. Pulling myself up I got a glimpse of the devil. If snakes can hear this one was deaf by the time I had made my way out of his nest. It didn’t move and I don’t know why this one scared me so much- maybe because it was blue and bigger than normal and I realized at this point that there are a ton of things out here that want to eat me, poison me, or just give me a good scare. The horseflies and mosquitoes were everywhere, but didn’t bite me once. Thanks to the garlic the previous night. I passed by the big, scary snake and started to freak out because looking up, it was all solid crap: biting bushes, thorny plants, and straping vines that just wouldn´t let me through. Below me … was below me!! I didn’t want to go back, I had to be close to another trail, if I could just get to where the sun hits an open spot. I descended and reascended in a different location only to become super frustrated with my life at that point and screamed. Hey, not a bad idea… I started screaming “UUUUU HOOOOO” as loud as I could. There was no echo. I could barely even hear myself under the mountainous jungle canopy- very unpleasant. I was feeling trapped and definitely wanted to quit. I drank water instead. Determining now that I was in some sort of valley between mountains, I had come to a decision to follow the waterfall downwards. Eventually I would hit solid ground. I could see the city and it looked too small. The waterfall tricked me almost every time, getting me down to a certain slope and then having to reclimb already explored territory. Because of the steep cliffs on each side, there was just no other way to go than back and reroute it. At 2pm I called Cesar to tell him that if I wasn’t at the birthday parties that night, I was still lost in the mountain. At least someone knew where I was. He tried to help, its impossible to do something like that over the phone. Soon I was sitting on the edge of the waterfall, not fully hydrated but wanting to piss on the mountain anyway. Mountain water may not always be so clean. I wanted to eat, but I had so much adrenaline that I couldn’t stop getting out of where I was. I needed to find a path and soon, or just plain get out of there before dark! I found myself in some pretty scary places where I was sure there needed to be a safety apparatus for me to attempt getting to the bottom. I never thought I would love to see tree roots so much, or vines- Tarzan really knew what he was doing. I knew I would get out and soon. I kept following the waterfall, sliding down directly through it until there was a falls. 5pm rolled around and I saw a red shirt. My adrenaline rush faded in less than 2 minutes. He had just graduated from a university in Florida and came home for the month of June. This was his ‘spot’ and he was quite confused and amazed that I had just descended alone from the direction I did. The rest of the way down should have been easy, but after resting with Florida for a while on the rock, I didn’t think I could get down the remainder. It took another hour maybe… and this guy is a rock climber, so we took the shortest way possible. Hey, I’m not a rock climber, but Saturday I was. It was a cakewalk once I found him because there were trails not very far off. I saw the Cocada stand and spent the last of my money thanking him for wearing a visible red shirt, speaking English, and giving my dirty, torn, ragged, wet body a ride home across the city.
My body is in shambles. The mountain has rubbed me in every inappropriate way and I am 96% worthless. The soreness? I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t sorer than I’d ever been before, but that’s not the ½ of it. I have 1,662 slivers in my body. Tiny slivers; about 73 per finger and 1,114 on my hands alone. The rest cover my arms and some even penetrated through my pants! Once I finally arrived at my apartment I had to call Mariah to come for me with the elevator. I couldn’t walk up any steps. It was my time to baile. I had to argue my reason for not going to the birthday parties. “I don’t have any money.” Precisely why I didn’t go out, I didn’t even have enough money to take the buses. Monday I had to borrow $0.50 from my roommate just to get myself on a bus and to an atm in town. All to cross off another item on my personal mission statement- ‘climb a mountain.’ It didn’t state that I wished to get lost in the jungles of the mountain, but now I know that I will never have to do that. Valuable lesson learned here: I should not lose site of the path on a mountain when going solo. This won’t happen again.

heres caracas!


heres caracas, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

starting my journey :) taking a look at my city, or about 1/4 of it anyway. It´s so big that this is only a small part of it. If you look hard enough, you can see the barrios on the mountain on the far left.

view shoes


view shoes, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

this was one of the more pleasant positions I found myself in, I was even able to get to my camera. The tree roots are quite comforting, but it did take some strategic steps to get down. (looking up it was the same view)

do you think this would sell on ebay?


face on rock, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

Check out the face on the rock. Any idea who it is? I don´t know why I took this picture, nothing extraordinary about it, but I definately passed by that rock.

done being lost


done, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

finally I see other life...if you look closely you can see some people at the bottom of the falls

3.6.05

Pics: week in review


parks like this, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

park gyms


park gyms, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

hanging out


hanging out, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

park players


futbol, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

las mercedes at night

brazilian man


brazilian man, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

another look at kickin`protesters


oppsition, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

angel in my park


angel park, originally uploaded by angelaostlie.

2.6.05

it all happens near the park

I don´t know that they have certain school hours here. I see children of all ages walking around the city at all hours of the day. Sometimes there are large groups of them with uniforms (yes, i realize this is when they are probably going to or from) and it will be at ANY time of the day. Someone told me that sometimes they start at 6am and are let out by 11am or sometimes they start at in the afternoon and end even later. I guess they do whatever they feel like. Maybe they can tell when the rains will be and schedule classes day by day... i wonder. I came into town about 1230 today and they were crowding my minibus and biting off eraser chunks and whipping them at people inside and outside the bus. Don´t they have special school buses? Only a few, I think. Yesterday a little guy of 5 or 6 fell asleep on me towards the end of our 35 minute bus ride, we bonded.
I also was the classic tourist yesterday. I visited the Science Museum, looked at every table with jewelry in Bellas Artes, took a long walk in the park and caputured as many pictures as I could. I figured I was already at the stage where EVERYONE knew I was a tourist, I might as well live it up and do all the funny stuff in one go. I tried out ice cream from the ice cream vendors that are walking around are everywhere. I walked through the spaghetti in the museum of national art (again). I tried to find the museum of modern art in "the bottom of one of those soviet looking buildings" only to find out that there were about 8 of those buildings full of shops, and stores, cinemas, and security. I think I made it to 1 or 2 of these gargantuan buildings and then after passing the same stores and security time and time again, it was my sign to leave and get out before rush hour hit. I made it back via the same street of vendors where I had looked before, they all knew me at this point. Even people down the street knew I was coming because the other sales people would run ahead of me and tell them. I'm sure so they all get the best price. Unfortunately for them, I was just looking. haha suckers!

1.6.05

squirting bricks

I thought I was completely insane when it first happened. Lots of people around me, no puddles to be found. Yet mid stride, the back of my leg would have dirty water splattered all over it. I looked around to see if anyone else suddenly had crap all over them- not one. I looked up into the sky to see if something had fallen on me. I decided to keep this quiet until being relieved by Brandi’s account that there in fact ARE squirting bricks everywhere in the city. They stockpile hot, smutty water underneath only to spew onto your leg when you step on the loose brick just right. It’s not even something you can shield yourself against, they get you when least expect it. I was able to avoid all but one yesterday while going to teach my first ‘real’ client. That’s right, I have a job. I have actually had a “job” for almost 2 weeks now- it’s just the clients I lack...and the monetary compensation. I tried a woman out last week, but she didn’t make the cut. This week I landed a good one. I will go to her home twice a week and coach her on how to speak English more fluently. It’s not teaching English really, rather perfecting it. Mastering rhythms, intonation, pronunciation and the sing-songiness that goes along with being able to be understood clearly by a native English speaker. It’s extremely painless on my part and it takes up some of my free time that I have all day, every day. I’m not looking to make money here, but I am looking to save some of the stash that I do have for the remainder of my 11 months here. I couldn’t think of a more legal way to do it and see a lot more of Caracas at the same time.